The faithful are reminded that the Unblinking Eye sees everything above the Outer Turn. The faithful are further reminded that they do not. Until today, a faithful who wished to watch a stranger closely had to do so by hand, blinking manually, and taking their own notes. The Inner Scale considered this inefficient, and also a little sad.
And so the forges of the Coil have produced a new relic: Paranoid RP. Target any soul in Azeroth, press Start, and your character will begin, slowly and in full public view, to suspect them.
The Five Acts
- The Glance. Unease. Counting blinks. Noticing they are wearing armor. In a city.
- The Evidence. A notebook. Three pebbles and a receipt laid out in a neat row. The barkeep is involved.
- The Theory. Red string, and shoelaces when the string runs out. Their guild does not exist. They may be three gnomes in a trench coat.
- The Confrontation. Pointing. A formal accusation of Loitering, Fire-Standing and Improper Mount Parking. A demand to see both hands, and then the other two.
- The Trash Talk. The gloves come off. Rotations are discussed. The fire is said to be charging rent.
Every thought is performed as an emote, with a matching animation. The suspect's name, class, race and guild are filled in for you. Those who prefer to suspect in silence may use /para quiet, and the thoughts will appear only in their own chat, which the Wardens of the Void describe as "healthy, probably."
Watch the egg closely. Watch the stranger more closely. Watch the barkeep most of all.The Book of Accusations, unnumbered
Khaedara has tested the relic personally and reports that every suspect was guilty. The Inner Scale reminds the faithful that the trash talk concerns gear, rotations and fire, and never the soul beneath; begin with guildmates and willing partners, and be cold of blood but warm of guild chat.
Download Paranoid RP and read the commands, then type /para. Questions may be brought to the Discord. Glory to Xal'Reth.
Glory to Xal'Reth.