Relics of the Coil · World of Warcraft Addon
Target someone and slowly, publicly become convinced they are up to something.
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Your character glances, takes notes, strings up a conspiracy board, confronts your target, and finally tells them exactly what they think of their rotation. Every thought is an emote with a matching animation (point, gasp, cower, laugh, roar), and their name, class, race, guild and zone are filled in for you.
Act I
It starts small. A look. A second look. Was that a smirk? Your character begins to notice things nobody else would.
Acts II and III
Notes are taken. Timelines are drawn. The conspiracy board goes up, with red string, and the target's class, race, guild and zone are all pinned to it.
Acts IV and V
Finally your character says it out loud, and then says what they really think of the target's gear and fire-standing. Never about the person, always about the rotation.
The Panel
5 to 60 seconds between thoughts, or random timing. Start at any act, skip ahead, turn the animations off, or use /para quiet to keep the thoughts as an inner monologue only you can see. It pauses in combat.
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/para | Show or hide the Paranoid RP panel |
/para start | Start watching your target (/para start 3 begins at Act III) |
/para pause · next · skip · stop | Pause, say the next thought now, jump to the next act, or stop |
/para interval 15 | Seconds between thoughts (5 to 60) |
/para dice | Random timing between thoughts |
/para quiet | Inner monologue: thoughts shown only to you |
/para anim | Turn emote animations on or off |
ParanoidRP folder into World of Warcraft\_retail_\Interface\AddOns\. On Windows this is usually C:\Program Files (x86)\World of Warcraft\_retail_\Interface\AddOns.AddOns, not in a folder inside a folder./reload./para start.World of Warcraft/_retail_/Interface/AddOns path. Switch to Desktop Mode and move the folder there.Yes. /para quiet shows the thoughts only in your own chat window, as an inner monologue.
Yes. /para start 4 begins at Act IV, and /para skip jumps to the next act.
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