The Inner Scale has approved a new relic, after a long silence and one heavy sigh. It is called Drama Queen, and it is not like the others.
Every five minutes, Drama Queen posts a piece of personal drama to guild chat, under your name, in a completely flat voice. There are no lizard jokes and no game jokes. There are pregnancy tests. There are arrests and court dates. There is a second phone found in a car, an eviction notice taped to a door, and an ex who is marrying your best friend. It reads like news. That is the bit.
What is inside
- 6,000 updates that never repeat until every one has been used.
- Storylines that unfold over several posts in a row: the pregnancy test, the second phone, the eviction, the wife who calls, and the contact saved as "Kevin Gym".
- One voice per guild: if several people run it, only one copy posts.
- Pauses in combat and boss-fight chat lockdowns. Interval from 1 to 60 minutes.
/dq offstops it at once.
Read the disclaimer first
Drama Queen is a prank, and pranks have consequences. People will believe it. Guildmates may worry about you, offer to help, or feel misled when they find out, and some of them may be living through these exact things. Ask your guild leader and officers before you run it, tell your guild it is running, and switch it off the moment anyone asks. Never use it to get sympathy, gold, money or favors. Automated chat that others report as spam or misleading can lead to account action. It names no real people and asks no one for anything, and it should stay that way.
The full disclaimer is on the Addons page. Read it, then decide.
How to begin
Download Drama Queen from the Addons page, extract it into your Interface\AddOns folder and fully restart the game. Look for "Drama Queen 2.1 (real drama) loaded" in your chat window, then type /dq.
The serpent holds the world gently. Hold your guild the same way.
Questions and confessions are welcome in our Discord.
Glory to Xal'Reth.