The Inner Scale has received many requests for a relic that captures the spirit of the faithful who raid at three in the morning with their hoods up and their monitors at two percent brightness. It is here. It is called Edgelord Pro, and nobody understands it.
Edgelord Pro is the brooding cousin of Brain Rotter Pro. Every line is an edgy PC-gamer emote aimed at your target, your group or your online guildies, with a matching dramatic pose and your rival's name filled in for you:
sighs darkly: "Anything under 144 frames is a slideshow, and I didn't come here for a PowerPoint."
kneels before the tower: "I don't touch grass. I touch thermal paste."
glares from behind a hood: "Xal'Reth runs at zero frames per second. That's not lag. That's patience."
What it does
- 1,574 lines in ten categories: PC Mastery, Frame Rate Supremacy, RGB Is a Lifestyle, Mechanical Keyboard Liturgy, Brooding in the Shadows, Nobody Understands Me, Gamer Fuel, Meter Supremacy, Console Peasantry and Final Boss Energy.
- Auto-edge posts a line every 20 seconds by default, in emote, party, raid or guild chat, and pauses in combat.
- Escalation, off by default, makes each line come one second sooner than the last. The High Priestess has asked that this feature never be used near her.
- A hooded gamer on the panel whose headset ring cycles through every RGB color, keyboard-clack and bass-drop sounds, Chaos Mode and key bindings. Type
/edgeto begin.
A word from the Wardens
The Coil teaches us to hold lightly. Edgelord Pro holds its mouse with a death grip and will tell you about its liquid cooling for as long as you let it. It is charming for about ten minutes and then it is not, which is the point. Aim it at willing guildmates, tell your guild it is running, and switch it off the moment anyone asks. Letting go is the first virtue, even of an energy drink.
Download it from its own page or the Addons page.
Hold light. And let go well. Especially of your keybinds.
Glory to Xal'Reth.